ack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988

If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.

~Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988

Almost Caught

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

~Author Unknown

Koos Brandt – Bass Fishing Gear

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.

~Koos Brandt

Patrick F. McManus – Bass Fishing

Scholars have long known that bass fishing eventually turns men into philosophers.  Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.

~Patrick F. McManus

Bass Fishermen – Macneil-Lehrer

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.  Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.  This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.

~Author Unknown

John R. Amos

“It’s simply a matter of doing what you do best and not worrying about what the other fellow is going to do.”

~ John R. Amos

Confucius

“Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.”

~ Confucius

Mark Caine

“Meticulous planning will enable everything a man/woman does to appear spontaneous.”
~Mark Caine

John Wooden

“Nobody is a real loser, until they start blaming others.”

~ John Wooden

Legendary Basketball Coach

Mark Caine

“There are those who travel and those who are going somewhere. They are different and yet they are the same. The success has this over his rivals: He knows where he is going.”

~ Mark Caine