Bass Fishermen – Macneil-Lehrer

Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.  Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.  This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.

~Author Unknown

John R. Amos

“It’s simply a matter of doing what you do best and not worrying about what the other fellow is going to do.”

~ John R. Amos

Confucius

“Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.”

~ Confucius

Mark Caine

“Meticulous planning will enable everything a man/woman does to appear spontaneous.”
~Mark Caine

John Wooden

“Nobody is a real loser, until they start blaming others.”

~ John Wooden

Legendary Basketball Coach

Mark Caine

“There are those who travel and those who are going somewhere. They are different and yet they are the same. The success has this over his rivals: He knows where he is going.”

~ Mark Caine

Henry David Thoreau

“If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.”

Henry David Thoreau
Writer and Philosopher

President Woodrow Wilson

“The object of love is to serve, not to win.”

~ Woodrow Wilson

Salerno Regimen of Health

“SINCE GARLIC THEN HATH POWERS TO SAVE FROM DEATH, BEAR WITH IT THOUGH IT MAKES UNSAVORY BREATH.”

Salerno Regimen of Health (12th Century)

~ William Shakespeare

“AND, MOST DEAR ACTORS EAT NEITHER ONIONS NOR GARLIC, FOR WE ARE TO UTTER SWEET BREATH.”

William Shakespeare
1564-1616
A Midsummer Night’s Dream